1. Pauline says:

    I really am sorry for those records!

  2. Michael L. says:

    Bern is Jerry Garcia! Thus, The Abaddon is heaven, not hell.

  3. Aviv says:

    Not the pickles! Egads!

  4. John says:

    well there is one thing there is no doubt about. His aim is incredibly inaccurate.

  5. Peyote Short says:

    What the hell was he pickling?

  6. brett caton says:

    Oh well, so much for the “bern is the devil” theory. He’s just another sufferer in purgatory. He’s losing his things, which causes pain, and if they were original Pink Floyd records, such as the quadrophonic version of “Dark Side in the Moon”, then I suffer with him.