I like the idea that Bern just casually bounces from flat to flat, somehow not being stopped by the obstacles encountered by others, and just enjoying their hospitality.
Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s Bern. And even if he’s a lazy man – and the Bern was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of the Abaddon, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest in hell. Sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But… aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.
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Yay! Bern is back!!!
I like the idea that Bern just casually bounces from flat to flat, somehow not being stopped by the obstacles encountered by others, and just enjoying their hospitality.
I have that exact same shirt but I NEVER get any pancakes!! Why? Why??
Those pancakes don’t look like soul food to me, Bern.
Also, love how he calls Ter “Ted”. Fantastic.
Food made out of souls maybe…
Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s Bern. And even if he’s a lazy man – and the Bern was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of the Abaddon, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest in hell. Sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But… aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.
He abides.
I like to think Bern has been a resident at The Abaddon for so long he’s just happy to spend time in the good apartments.
Coming soon:”Weekend at Bernie’s”.